McDonalds -- the videogame

This is hilarious. Like Steve Lagavulin who found it, I did not play the game but I also found the tutorial very educational. Some examples of the information you will need to play this on-line sim-City-esque videogame: on managing your "Agricultural sector":

If we had to rear all the cattle we need in our part of the world, our cities would drown in an ocean of cow shit. Pastures and soy culture need a lot of land and South America is one of the best places for it. Obviously you have to conquer your land as our forefathers did. Remember the old saying: "under every forest there is a lawn".

On managing your brand, one of your weapons is the PR office:

The public relations office develops countermeasures against our detractors (environmentalists, consumer associations and other bands of radicals).

While we're on the subject of resource consumption, check out MyFootprint.com! [Via C. Carico at Expanding Universe].